Since the Trinity doctrine is a joke, and is simply unbiblical nonsense, why don’t we look at some Trinity doctrine jokes.

“The Trinity: Try to Understand It, and You’ll Lose Your Mind. Try to Deny It and You’ll LOSE YOUR SOUL!” (anonymous quote, often attributed to Augustine).

We  keep looking for the Trinity God in the scriptures, but we just can’t seem to find him, reminiscent of Elijah making fun of Baal not showing up for the fire contest as to who is the true God:

“‘He’s a god, so maybe he’s busy. ‘Maybe he’s relieving himself. ‘Maybe he’s busy someplace. Maybe he’s taking a nap and somebody needs to wake him up'”—1 Kings 18:27 ISV

TRINITY DOCTRINE JOKES

The Trinity teaches that:
God asked himself to go to earth to save mankind (Galatians 4:4).
God agreed with himself, and volunteered himself to offer himself for mankind’s sins (Romans 3:25)
God, who was already existing in God’s form, would never think about being equal to himself (Philippians 2:6).
Then, God sent himself from heaven to earth (John 8:42), and fertilized an egg in the virgin Mary’s womb with himself (Luke 1:32-35).
When God was being baptized, God looked down from heaven and said, this is my God, while God, in the form of a dove, was coming down on God (Matthew 3:16).
Even though nobody’s ever seen God (Exodus 33:20; John 1:18; (1 John 4:12), a lot of people saw God (John 1:14).
God is the Lamb of God (John 1:29), who took the scroll out of his own hand (Revelation 5:6).
God said, “God is a spirit” (John 4:24 GWT).
God’s enemies claimed God made himself equal to himself (John 5:18), but then God said he couldn’t do anything by himself (John 5:19).
God prayed to himself and glorified himself repeatedly (Matthew 11:25; John 8:54).
God told his disciples that no one can come to himself without going through himself (John 6:44; 14:6).
God told the rich young ruler that nobody is as good as he is, by saying, “I’m the only one who’s good” (Mark 10:18).
God strengthened himself and talked to himself, as he prayed to himself, and he favorably heard himself, because he knew he could save himself (Hebrews 5:7-8).

God presented himself as a sacrifice of atonement (Romans 3:25-26 NIV).
God reconciled humanity to himself through himself (2 Corinthians 5:18-19).
God prayed to himself, telling himself that he’s the only true God (John 17:1,3).
God told his disciples that he didn’t know when the end would come, except that he was the only one who did know when the end will come (Matthew 24:26; Mark 13:32).
God told his disciples he wouldn’t be with them any more, but he would send himself to comfort them (John 16:5-7).
Finally, God forsook himself, and sacrificed himself to prove his loyalty to himself (Philippians 2:6-8). 
While dying, God asked himself why had he forsaken himself (Psalm 22:1; Matthew 27:46; Mark 15:34).
God “died” (1 Corinthians 15:3), even though he’s “eternal”: and can’t die (1 Timothy 1:17; Habakkuk 1:12 NIV).
It was God’s will to crush himself and cause himself to suffer, and God made himself an offering for sin (Isaiah 53:10).
God poured out his own life unto death (Isaiah 53:12).

I think I’m losing my mind trying to figure this out, but the church says, “You’re saved”, so I guess I’m Okay.

A couple of days later, while he was dead as a doornail, he resurrected himself from being dead (Acts 2:32; 10:34).
God, who was a spirit (John 4:24), and God-man, was put to death in the flesh, and made himself alive in the spirit (1 Peter 3:18).
“The last Adam“, God, who is already a spirit, and God-man, “became a life-giving spirit” (1 Corinthians 15:45). I think I’m losing my mind trying to figure this stuff out, but the Church says I’m saved, so I guess I’ll be Okay.

God, who had already Almighty from eternity, said “all authority in heaven and earth has been given to me” (Matthew 28:18). I think I’m losing my mind trying to figure this stuff out, but the Church says I’m saved, so I guess I’ll be Okay.

God told his disciples to baptize new disciples in the name of God, and the name of God, and the name of God, “Aha!”, now there’s the Trinity because there are three (Matthew 28:19). When I see “Stephanas and Fortunatus and Achaichus” mentioned in 1 Corinthians 16:17, I figure they must also be a Trinity, so I’m not sure what’s going on. But the preacher says the Trinity in Matthew 28:19 is the only “real” Trinity. Then I think I’m losing my mind trying to figure this stuff out, but the Church says I’m saved, so I hope I’ll be Okay.
God exalted himself above himself, and gave himself the name above his own name, so that everybody should confess he’s Lord, to the glory of himself (Philippians 2:9-11).
God sat down at his own right hand, and waited for himself to put his enemies under his own feet (Psalm 110:1; Matthew 22:41-45). I think I’m losing my mind trying to figure this stuff out, but the Church says I’m saved, so I guess I’ll be Okay.
God is the one mediator between himself and mankind (1 Timothy 2:5).
God gave the Revelation to himself (Revelation 1:1).
When God finally defeats the last enemy death, he’ll turn his kingdom over to himself, and then he’ll be everything to himself (1 Corinthians 15:24-28).

CONCLUSION

I’ve read through 31,000 scriptures looking for the Trinity, but, alas, in vain!

I was thinking about just reading him, or them, into the scriptures, because I’ve been told that he is, or they are, there.

And, then, I finally come to this terribly scary scripture:

“If anyone adds anything to them, God will add to that person the plagues of this scroll”—Revelation 22:18 NIV

And I wondered why others who say the Trinity is in the scriptures aren’t scared too!

I think I’m losing my mind trying to figure this out, but the church says, “You’re saved”, so I guess I’m Okay.

These Trinity doctrine jokes strike a fine balance between what the scriptures say, and what the Trinity doctrine asserts, so as to expose the doctrine’s “empty philosophies and high-sounding nonsense that come from human thinking” (Colossians 2:8 NLT)